I would have posted earlier -

But I think I had a minor stroke during sexual congress yesterday. I always said I wanted to go during sex, now I'm sure of it.

I suppose some details of this blog and our relationship should be explained before I go too much further. Jane and I are in somewhat of a long-distance relationship. It's about a 1hr commute to see each other... not unheard of in say New York or Toronto, but we're in such a place where an hour means about 100km of travel. So we only get to see each other in person once or twice a week. As you can imagine, we're completely randy when the time comes.

We started this blog (or at least I did) for a few reasons. One, to make the most of the time we do have together. It's easier for me and Jane to pop by here and see "Oh Dick wants me to suck his balls" or "Oh Jane wants it on the counter" then act on it next time we see each other.. it saves time, plus we can both be a bit shy when we're doing the deed, it seems to be easier to share that with the whole of cyberspace. Second, to encourage experimentation. By having an audience who wants to know what crazy sexual position we do next (sooner or later she'll be propped up the side of the bed, legs in the air, head on the floor and I'll be trying to figure out the best way to enter) we're more inclined to try stuff. And finally to share our ideas and have your ideas shared by us, so please if you swing by, comment. Don't worry, you can remain anonymous, we just want to hear what you have to say.

NOW THE GOOD STUFF!

So Jane came over yesterday afternoon after I was done work. She had other engagements that night, so we had only a few short hours together. So we cuddled a bit, put on a Bob Marley DVD, smoked a joint (I HIGHLY recommend trying the new clear papers they have out there, easy to roll and cool to boot) and well then I got a little ridiculous. I'm not sure if it was the endo, the matching red and gold flower print bra and panties or just the fact that Jane is one HOT momma, but she looked sexy as hell. So we engaged in the fine art of cunnilingus for a while. I then encouraged her to take the wheel. I think Jane was a little stoned (to say the least) at this point, and something happened that was an incredible turn on, but quite unexpected... I certainly didn't expect it. She began to give me a handjob... no suprise there, but then I realized... she's getting herself off too. She claims she was just feeling her freshly shaved pussy, but I know better.

She soon followed with an AMAZING blow job. Her magnificent head of hair was blocking my view, so I'm not totally sure what she was doing, but I know it was making me see stars.

We then proceeded to enjoy the fine art of couch sex ("Dick, you'd better put on a condom, we're past the point of no return"). Now I thought I'd had couch sex before, but I was frankly quite wrong.

We started with the basic her sitting on my lap on top. I really enjoyed this because Jane is shorter than me and it allowed some great face to face kissing and contact that is normally quite hard with horizontal positions.

I then repositioned her to be facing away from me. It's been my experience that many women aren't fond of positions where they aren't facing you, I suppose I can't blame them, but damn, you got a nice ass, I want to have a peek. So I made a game of turning her around ("can we do it without me falling out?"), then I lied her right back so she was laying on my chest. I wasn't able to penetrate as deep in this position, but I was able to kiss her, play more and generally enjoy more than her lower half. I encouraged her to continue her self-pleasuring (it seemed like it might be fun) and I proceeded to have a brain hemorrhage.

All in all it was an AMAZING afternoon that has left me with a permanent erection and a uncontrollable need for the weekend to come now (42 hours left!).

Tune in tommorrow... "Giving Dick a Blowjob 101 - His Advice"... Maybe Jane will follow with "Going Down on Jane 101" or "Giving Dick a Blowjob 101 - Her Advice". Should be fun for all!

I miss you Jane, and I still got jelly legs (I had trouble getting up this morning, but I was quite dehydrated).