Oral Sex 101 - How to Give Dick Head - From his Perspective

I'd like to say that while writing this, I came to realize that maybe I've got too many ideas, and maybe I'm rushing. But I'm not demanding any of this, I'm just communicating my turn-ons and expect nothing. To quote Jane "If this ended tommorrow, I'd be content knowing I'd had the best sex of my life."

Firstly, this is in no way a criticism, to anyone. Oral sex for some people.. both men and women can be hard physically and mentally. There's unusual smells, fellatio comes with the threat of a gag reflex, and I always end up with a well gelled beard after performing cunnilingus. The positions for oral sex can be a bit hard on the kneck and well let's face it, you pee out of there, who wants to put their mouth in/on that? So I appreciate anything I can get.

The other day after a frankly mind bogglingly good blow-job I commented that it was as close as a woman had brought me to orgasm through oral sex. That was a half truth. My partners have gotten me to 75% then finished off by hand. Crude but effective. Jane got me to 95% and I'm writing this to help her get that other 5% should she desire that.

So without further opening bullshit as I tend to go on with, some pointers. (Tip, I certainly don't expect or think it's possible to incorporate all these points into one session, but include a few different ones each time and I think you'll notice the results.) Also, Jane I know you'll read this, you're already doing a few of these, and I know you're shy for a couple others, this is just a general article for the viewing public

- I am more than a cock. Most men will disagree, but it's true. Now I know personally I'm a bit (make that hella-lot) ticklish, so instead of softer petting I might respond better to firm rubbing or more aggressive mouth play in other parts of my body.

- I like to watch - I don't know if women are shy or what, but my view is usually blocked by a head or a blanket or darkness. Men are visual creatures, that's why we like porn. If you could add a visual element to a mind blowing blow-job... well I couldn't be held accountable for my actions.

- It bends at the bottom more than you think - Seriously. If my normal erection is zero degrees, I'd say it'll bend down to 140-160 degrees without pain, so don't be afraid. I'll let you know gently before you get to a point were you're hurting me.

- I do love the deepthroat - again, I know this is hard, I'm not even sure I could do as well as some. Ideally of course I'd love the old "nutz on ya chin" but what I've been getting the past few weeks has been just mind blowingly good!

- Get up, Stand Up! - Bob Marley was not talking about political upheaval, he wanted some new positions! Just as there are a myriad of intercourse positions, there are a myriad of oral sex positions. 69, and lying down (and "backwards") head are a few of the obvious. How about wall blowjobs (him standing, her kneeling), the classic "deepthroat" (supposedly invented for the movie "Deepthroat", the woman lies on her back on the bed with her head hanging upside down off the bed, he stands and enters.. supposedly the easiest deepthroat method), Facesitting a little harder for men receiving, but again, it bends! chair head (him sitting, her kneeling. Again, there are a myriad, and frankly the internet is a beautiful tool. For the more advanced couple, how about chair 69?

- Oral beyond penetration - By this I mean, you don't have to swallow the o'l fella whole the whole time. Licking is alot of fun and sucking up and down the side is divine. Explore... teasing me is mean, but I think in the long run it's worth it.

- The question of pressure - They call it "sucking off" and "blow job" for a reason. PLay with sucking and blowing. I know a really good long suck is a major mind blower.

- My genitals are more than my penis - this is kinda related to the first one, and frankly I'm a bit reluctant to mention this one, but I'm curious and maybe in time something might come of this comment. The part I know about, having my testicles and scrotum gently sucked or rubbed is divine... please PLEASE don't forget the boys... they do all the work and they got a shitty union. There's also another male erogenous zone down there. I'm talking the ever taboo anal area. Now I've never experienced any contact there and I know I'd be a little nervous at first, but hell they say you can milk a man with prostate massage, so I'll admit I'm curious. I've also read (or saw on Sue Johanssen's Sunday Night Sex Show) that external prostate massage just above the anus is a treat so I'm willing to try... heck after the other day, I might just take that one into my own hands.

- It's called a Hummer - So hum, it sounds goofy, but it does send me to the stratosphere.

- Catch me off guard - I've got this fantasy. It goes something like this. I'm doing something... probably standing, but not necessary. Let's say cooking or hanging a picture. Jane walks in, says not a single word, shoves me against a wall, VERY quickly whips my pants and gotch down and before I even have a chance to know what happens she starts sucking me off. And I mean right fast.. I need to be flaccid when this one starts... I don't know why, but that idea turns me on. She then proceeds to enthusiastically suck me off until I've got no choice to finish right off. Spit or Swallow optional, swallow preferred. I got an erection just writing that. We can talk later.

- Let me finish - Hoo boy. Here's one where I can see your argument. Historically as soon as I get close and my partner can tell, the oral sex ends and we move to the handjob or traditional penetration. Semen is good protein, so if you can take it, please do. Please. ;) My argument is that I've swallowed my body weight in female fluids. But again, like anything else here, it's your comfort level as well as mine.


Well that's it for today. I read back and maybe this makes me sounds like a picky ass. And maybe I am. But I'm just trying to share what makes me tick and what would make my floodgate open. I totally respect my lovers comfort level and I hope in turn that she will respect mine, this blog is sort of my way of saying what I'm often to shy (or too sex-brain-dead) to say in bed.

See you in 22 hours Jane, I miss you and love you! Tune in Saturday for a review of the best blowjob of my life! Next week... my tips to the boys for giving her oral sex!